"You learn something new every day."

While my brother and I were eating and disputing the authenticity of a local restaurant’s “home-cooked” food, we somehow rolled onto the topic of working out, and he was showing me ways I could tone my flabby arms. When we got home, he brought out these stretchy, resistant things (yeah, I’m horrible with work-out lingo) and taught me different ways I could use it. I’d share it with y’all except…just refer back to the parenthetical phrase.

So, revert your eyes, get off your bum, and start that work-out routine you’ve been telling yourself to do ever since that one person pinched the roll on your side and giggled.